Kraken Not Stirred is a musical act which spans various genres,
writing songs about all manner of nerdy pursuits.
If you grok songs about science fiction, fantasy, computers,
conventions, and general weirdness, you've come to the right place.
December 31st, 2021 YEAR IN REVIEW!
This year was super weird but a lot happened.
First of all... I made my minion get back into this whole Twitch thing. You can watch him every non-holiday Friday and Saturday starting at 7:30pm Eastern.
I also had my human minion perform a virtual concert for Demicon
So... that was 2021. What awesomeness does 2022 hold? WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME? I AM A MONSTER NOT A FUTURE-TALKING THING!!!
December 10th, 2021 Destruction for Christmas
HUMAN FILTH! Sit on my lap and tell me what you want for Christmas.
THAT WAS SARCASM! I DO NOT CARE WHAT YOU WANT! THIS IS WHAT YOU ARE GETTING!!!!
October 8th, 2021 Monsters At My Door
Humans! It is now time for scary things. BUT THEY ARE NOT AS SCARY AS I! THE MIGHTY KRAKEN!
September 10th, 2021 PSO J318.5-22
Here is a song about a planet. A rogue planet with no star. And it's real!
August 13th, 2021 Fascinating Nature Facts!
Okay, human filth! I have regained control of my website from that stupid robot. Everything is back to normal now. There is no need to panic. Instead, you can get learnt with this new song about zebras or something.
July 17th, 2021
H4X0R3D BY AN EVIL ROBOT!
HUMANS! I, Music Unit N3RDR0Q-42, AKA The Evil Robot From Beyond The Moon, have once again hacked the Kraken's social media to bring you my superior form of nerd rock!
Listen now to my news song about my favourite weapon, the Black Hole Gun!
Watch my human perform at Demicon!
Today at 1pm EDT!
Access it via Zoom!
Meeting ID: 935 1064 8881
Be there or be a square or perhaps even a lesser polygon!
April 23rd, 2021
The theme song for "ROSE!"
My human wrote a dang novel! It's called Rose and it's about an undead woman going about important undead woman business. Read all about it over at Brain Lag Books
To make matters even weirder, he also wrote a them song for the book. It's called "I Gave You My Heart" and you can listen to it here:
April 18th, 2021
My human received his author copies of he new novel today!
Watch him get excited as he opens the box!
April 16th, 2021 My human wrote a novel!
I have wrested control of my website and social media back from The Evil Robot From Beyond The Moon just in time for my human's novel release! How fortuitous!
You may purchase Rose at Brain Lag Books or wherever books about undead people are sold.
Here is what it looks like!
March 26th, 2021 H4X0R3D BY AN EVIL ROBOT!!!
HUMANS! I, N3RDR0Q-42, THE EVIL ROBOT FROM BEYOND THE MOON, HAVE HACKED THE KRAKEN IN ORDER TO BRING YOU THIS VIDEO OF SUPERIOR NERD ROCK! ALL SHALL BOW DOWN TO... "LET YOUR BACKBONE DISINTEGRATE!"
Feb 26th, 2021 NEW SONG! "I Read It On The Internet"
This one is all about things which are clearly true because the Internet said so!
Feb 19th, 2021
"ASK THE KRAKEN" Episode 10!
In this episode, I tell you your horoscope.
Watch it to learn the answers to all of your questions!
January 30, 2021
HUMANS! I, N3RDR0Q-42, THE EVIL ROBOT FROM BEYOND THE MOON, HAVE H4X0R3D THE KRAKEN'S WEBSITE AND SOCIAL MEDIA TO BRING YOU THIS SUPERIOR SONG! IT SERVES ALSO AS A STERN WARNING ABOUT MESSING WITH ME! DO NOT ATTEMPT IT!
"Old News" is an oxymoron. But here it is, anyway.