Kraken Not Stirred is a musical act which spans various genres,
writing songs about all manner of nerdy pursuits.
If you grok songs about science fiction, fantasy, computers,
conventions, and general weirdness, you've come to the right place.


August 13th, 2021
Fascinating Nature Facts!

Okay, human filth! I have regained control of my website from that stupid robot. Everything is back to normal now. There is no need to panic. Instead, you can get learnt with this new song about zebras or something.





July 17th, 2021

H4X0R3D BY AN EVIL ROBOT!
HUMANS! I, Music Unit N3RDR0Q-42, AKA The Evil Robot From Beyond The Moon, have once again hacked the Kraken's social media to bring you my superior form of nerd rock!
Listen now to my news song about my favourite weapon, the Black Hole Gun!





June 18th, 2021

NEW SONG! "I Need To Write Fewer Lyrics"

It's true, I do.





May 21st, 2021

NEW SONG! "The Tree That Owns Itself"

In Athens, Georgia, there is a tree which has legal ownership of itself.
HOW AWESOME IS THAT?

It's so awesome I wrote a song about it:




May 1st, 2021

Watch my human perform at Demicon!
Today at 1pm EDT!
Access it via Zoom!
Meeting ID: 935 1064 8881
Passcode: 777470

Be there or be a square or perhaps even a lesser polygon!





April 23rd, 2021

The theme song for "ROSE!"
My human wrote a dang novel! It's called Rose and it's about an undead woman going about important undead woman business. Read all about it over at Brain Lag Books
To make matters even weirder, he also wrote a them song for the book. It's called "I Gave You My Heart" and you can listen to it here:





April 18th, 2021

ROSE UNBOXING!
My human received his author copies of he new novel today!
Watch him get excited as he opens the box!





April 16th, 2021
My human wrote a novel!

I have wrested control of my website and social media back from The Evil Robot From Beyond The Moon just in time for my human's novel release! How fortuitous!

You may purchase Rose at Brain Lag Books or wherever books about undead people are sold.

Here is what it looks like!





March 26th, 2021
H4X0R3D BY AN EVIL ROBOT!!!
HUMANS! I, N3RDR0Q-42, THE EVIL ROBOT FROM BEYOND THE MOON, HAVE HACKED THE KRAKEN IN ORDER TO BRING YOU THIS VIDEO OF SUPERIOR NERD ROCK! ALL SHALL BOW DOWN TO...
"LET YOUR BACKBONE DISINTEGRATE!"




Feb 26th, 2021
NEW SONG! "I Read It On The Internet"
This one is all about things which are clearly true because the Internet said so!





Feb 19th, 2021

"ASK THE KRAKEN" Episode 10!

In this episode, I tell you your horoscope.
Watch it to learn the answers to all of your questions!





January 30, 2021

ROBOT TAKEOVER

HUMANS! I, N3RDR0Q-42, THE EVIL ROBOT FROM BEYOND THE MOON, HAVE H4X0R3D THE KRAKEN'S WEBSITE AND SOCIAL MEDIA TO BRING YOU THIS SUPERIOR SONG! IT SERVES ALSO AS A STERN WARNING ABOUT MESSING WITH ME! DO NOT ATTEMPT IT!





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