Kraken Not Stirred is a musical act which spans various genres,
writing songs about all manner of nerdy pursuits.
If you grok songs about science fiction, fantasy, computers,
conventions, and general weirdness, you've come to the right place.
May 18th, 2020
Except it's old.
"Most Moistest Hits 2017" is now available at Bandcamp!
It features all of the songs I released in 2017, plus three stragglers from 2016 that came out after Mixtape.
It features this new and improved version of "Don't Blink, Don't Panic, Don't Feed Them After Midnight" with newly-recorded vocals...
And it looks... LIKE THIS!
May 11th, 2020
ASK THE KRAKEN Episode 5
In this episode we tackle magnets, other musicians the Kraken likes, and the answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything
April 29th, 2020
"Comic Sans Is Always A Good Choice For Your Professional Graphic Design Project"
Graphic Design nerds, this one is for you! It's an absolutely epic song about font choice. This one is a doozy, so book the day off, strap yourself in, and get ready for a ride.
Here is the third installment of my improvisational drone series, "Subaquatic Isolation Transmissions," to keep you all entertained during quarantine.
This one is just the first one again, but with a drum loop, bass line, and guitar solo.
April 8th, 2020
Why, lookee here! It's the April edition of "Ask the Kraken," the only show where you get to ask me questions and, if you're lucky, I may deign to answer them. I make no promises.
April 3rd, 2020
Subaquatic Isolation Transmission #2
Improvisational Drone with E-Bow
April 1st, 2020
Subaquatic Isolation Transmission #1
Listen here, human filth.
There's a virus out there and it's gotten out of hand. As much as I appreciate its gumption, if it takes you all out before I get a chance to, I'm going to be very cross. So in order to help give you more reason to stay indoors, I'm creating a bunch of overly long, hopefully relaxing drones for you to chill to. So do that.
Here is the first one...
March 25th, 2020
Hey, look! An instrumental!
If you've ever said, "Yeah, the music's OK but I hate that guy's voice," then this is the song for you!
March 11th, 2020
ASK THE KRAKEN
In this episode, we discuss minion torture, Tom Cruise, and Australians.
Humans! I would like to present to you the inaugural edition of the only show in which you, the viewer, may ask questions of me, the Mighty Kraken, and maybe have them answered!
January 15th, 2020
THE FIRST NEW SONG OF 2020!
Let's start 2020 off right with a song about words that sound rude but aren't!
And then you can go masticate that turdiform sexagon!
January 8th, 2020
"SONGS FROM A PALE BLUE DOT" Song 6: The Loneliest Astronaut
Continuing with songs from my concept album about space exploration, Songs From A Pale Blue Dot, we have a song inspired by Michael Collins; the third member of the Apollo 11 crew.
Collins stayed behind in the lunar orbiter while Armstrong and Aldrin walked on the moon. He was out of contact for about 45 minutes each orbit, completely cut off from the rest of humanity, while on the far side of the moon.
January 1st, 2020
YEAR IN REVIEW
Hello, Human filth! Another one of your years has passed and I have accomplished GREATNESS! (As usual.)
This year, I released 9 original songs.
After the massive commercial success that was Most Moistest Hits 2018, I have decided to allow you to purchase all of this year's songs in one convenient package titled, shockingly, MOST MOISTESTS HITS 2019! All profits go to ME! THE MIGHTY KRAKEN! Thank you in advance for helping to fund my plans of World Domination!
Three of those songs are accompanied by extremely amazing and high budget music videos!