Kraken Not Stirred is a musical act which spans various genres,
writing songs about all manner of nerdy pursuits.
If you grok songs about science fiction, fantasy, computers,
conventions, and general weirdness, you've come to the right place.


March 26th, 2021
H4X0R3D BY AN EVIL ROBOT!!!
HUMANS! I, N3RDR0Q-42, THE EVIL ROBOT FROM BEYOND THE MOON, HAVE HACKED THE KRAKEN IN ORDER TO BRING YOU THIS VIDEO OF SUPERIOR NERD ROCK! ALL SHALL BOW DOWN TO...
"LET YOUR BACKBONE DISINTEGRATE!"




Feb 26th, 2021
NEW SONG! "I Read It On The Internet"
This one is all about things which are clearly true because the Internet said so!





Feb 19th, 2021

"ASK THE KRAKEN" Episode 10!

In this episode, I tell you your horoscope.
Watch it to learn the answers to all of your questions!





January 30, 2021

ROBOT TAKEOVER

HUMANS! I, N3RDR0Q-42, THE EVIL ROBOT FROM BEYOND THE MOON, HAVE H4X0R3D THE KRAKEN'S WEBSITE AND SOCIAL MEDIA TO BRING YOU THIS SUPERIOR SONG! IT SERVES ALSO AS A STERN WARNING ABOUT MESSING WITH ME! DO NOT ATTEMPT IT!





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